Not Me Monday- A muddy mess!

The Not Me Monday buttons are not working for me today (ha!), so to read more Not Me! posts head on over to MckMamma's blog and check them out!

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This week I did not let my kids run free with the water hose on a warm day. I did not go outside to find my 5 year old,

you know the one who is certain she is going to grow up and be a real princess, 

like this.

I did not go grab my camera, snap a picture and then pretend I did not see it.

I did not walk back outside several minutes later and see this.

                                 

I did not cringe, walk away and laugh to myself at the thought of my princess girl being covered in mud. Even her teeth! Yuck!
I did not continue to let her play in the mud for a little while longer which resulted in this.

And, this.

Nope, not me!


I also did not wake Audrey up from her nap right before church on Wednesday afternoon. I would not let her sleep that late. I did not remover her diaper (from nap time) take her potty and go about getting the rest of everyone ready. She did not announce to me IN THE CHURCH PARKING LOT "mommy, I have no panties on." To which I responded "what, you have no panties on?!?!" I did not think really hard to see if I could remember putting panties on after taking her potty after her nap. 
I then did not realize I indeed did not put panties on her after taking her potty and before getting in the car! 
Nope, not me! I am far more organized than that!